Calda Pizza has a whopping 40-inch pizza. What a time to be alive!
Pizza is the only food worthy of being called a gift from the gods. The unique combination of crust, tomato sauce, and cheese is a delight to our taste buds.
The real reason why pizza is insanely delicious is shrouded in mystery, but when you have pizza in front of you, it’s no time to be pondering its beauties and wonders. Such is the feeling you’ll get with Calda Pizza’s Monster Pizza. Its monstrous size and the large surface area of cheese and toppings will leave your mouth watery as you breathe in its savory cloud of steam.
Measuring 40 inches in diameter, it can feed 30 to 35 people. This pizza is made for sharing, but let’s be honest. You’ll want as many slices you can fit in your stomach.
You actually don’t need a list of reasons to eat pizza, unless you’re a pizza nonbeliever interested in converting. However, the Monster Pizza is special. It’s your biggest fantasy come true, so here are nine reasons to arrange a delivery:
1. You deserve it.
You deserve an infinite amount of love, affection, and pizza. In fact, pizza is a birthright. If you’re a living, breathing human being, you deserve to eat this wondrous food.
When you know you’ve worked hard to accomplish a task, spent an extra hour studying, or made a tremendous effort to help others, you also deserve a piping hot slice with all your favorite toppings.
Now, go order the Monster Pizza and don’t feel a smidgen of guilt.
2. It’s cheaper than ordering multiple boxes.
Let’s say you have a group of pizza loving friends, some with the appetite of a horse, Calda’s gigantic pizza can still feed up to 20 people. If you do the math and consider that big eaters eat four slices, you’ll pay about the same or less compared to buying five large-sized orders.
On a side note, pizza math is a real thing because pizza is serious business.
3. It brings people together.
Can you think of a time when there was pizza and your coworkers, family, or friends weren’t excited about it? Once the pizza arrives, it’s always guaranteed that people will flock to it. It’s a party food because everyone loves it and it’s a great way to get conversation going. For almost any occasion, you can count on the Monster Pizza to create bonding moments.
4. You’ll have amazing leftovers.
Can’t finish the gargantuan pie in one sitting? Store the leftovers in the refrigerator and you’ll have an exciting, yummy meal the next day. It’s very easy to heat up, too, if you like it warm. Best of all, you can eat pizza any time of the day; you can have it for breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, or supper.
5. There are enough slices to suit everyone.
Calda Pizza would be glad to give you different toppings in one. This is a great opportunity to mix and match flavors, and people with dietary restrictions will certainly appreciate it. Going back to reason number two, it’ll be like ordering multiple pizzas.
6. It will leave you pleasantly full.
Pizza has the power to leave you renewed, relaxed, or energized. Just two slices can actually make most people happily satiated. Sure, salads seem “healthier,” but how much do you have to eat to be really full?
7. Pizza will never judge you.
Even if you go back for a third or fourth helping or even if you’ve been eating pizza for every meal for four days, it will never judge you. We all like to think that all people are good, but sadly, a lot of people suck. Pizza, however, will never suck. It will always be there for you, through good and bad.
Pizza doesn’t disappoint either. There is no such thing as bad pizza.
8. It’s actually healthy.
Some may consider this Italian pie junk food, but it can actually be healthy. It’s a good way to incorporate veggies in your diet, you can get a healthy dose of lycopene from the tomato sauce, and it’s loaded with antioxidants and protein.
9. You can invite me over.
You’re going to need help gobbling the whole thing, so just hit me up!
Any time is a good time to eat pizza. So dial Calda Pizza’s number now. Your tummy will thank you.